πŸ§” Opportunities

Interested in opportunities that allow me to bridge the gap between data architecture and engineering, where I can contribute to the entire data lifecycle – from designing the roadmap to building the infrastructure that unlocks the power of data.

Thanks for your consideration!

⌨️ Current Role

Indie Hacker passionate to solve complex business problems. Experienced in data engineering and architecture working majorly with telecom giants.
Have a deep understanding of how to build scalable and robust data platforms.

I'm Kind of A Big Deal!

🀹 Skills

With skills honed, I conquer and fulfill, paying the bills with a talent-filled thrill.

  • Data Engineering

  • Langchain

  • Big Data

  • Apache Spark

  • Apache Kafka and Flink

  • Machine Learning

  • Apache Airflow

  • Data Mining

  • GCP Cloud

  • Data Visualisation

β˜• No Code Automations are ❀️

My no code automation skills are so legendary that I started Colab Foundry and awesome automations for business and fast founders

⏱️ I Put An Extra Hour In The Day

My productivity is utterly astounding, to the point where it seems like I have magically squeezed an extra 25th hour into each day.

πŸ† Achivements

Can hold a conversation entirely in emoji. Don't ask you to translate though.

Over 2 thousand emojis used in 2023.

⏳Google, My Glorious Guru

Aced troubleshooting any tech problem...thanks to the power of the internet's greatest sage.

πŸ₯š The Cloud...of Confusion

Using cloud services better than an average deployment

πŸƒ The Sleepless Coder

Love staying up all night coding...

↩️ Previous Employment

I was once employed by Bigfoot.

I'll Admit - AI Wrote Most of This!

πŸ“Ά Elisa Polystar

Developing LLM and AI enabled softwares for telecom and supply chain industries
System integration of running services in the Innovation Team
Scratch implementation of OSS lakehouse architecture
Building AutoML applications for generic industry usage

πŸ“¦ Cardinality

Led the completion of technical design and implementation of production ready, available and fault tolerant application layer for large Telco operations for Enhanced Network Analytics - 4G/VoLTE/5G/User.
Building secure cloud native network performance platform for Vodafone's customer groups across Europe which replaces 100s of seperate network performance applications in use.

πŸŽ“ Education

I've had an unconventional education - but an education nonetheless.

πŸ§™ Bachelors in Information Technology

I received a rather unconventional education as an engineer under the tutelage of GGSIPU Delhi.
I learned spells, engineering and developed an uncanny ability to find bugs in colleague's codebase

🐠 Projects

Some projects done here and there!!

I'll Admit - I did everything!

🏸 Hobbies & Interests

I proudly hold the world record for boasting the highest number of hobbies, turning every spare moment into a thrilling adventure.

I Proved The Chicken Came First.

πŸ“ DIY Tech Projects

Build my own computer, creating a Raspberry Pi media center, or try ing my hand at Arduino projects for home automation.

β›³ The Art of Hacking (Ethically!)

Probably I know cybersec better than you!!